Know what I hate?

This is going to be a new thing. I notice a lot I say "Know what I hate?" about tons of different things and figure I might as well start writing some of them down. I may just continue to update this post, but it would probably be easier if I did multiple ones for updates sake.

Know what I hate?

People who type "lol" or especially "LOL" before or after everything.
Please note what is in BOLD. I didn't say I hate people who say "lol." I said I hate people who say "lol" ALL THE FUCKING TIME.

Example:
Me: How are you?
Them: LOL I'm okay.

THERE IS NOTHING FUNNY ABOUT WHAT YOU SAID OR WHAT I ASKED. I can guarantee, unless you've got a very sensitive sense of humor, that I doubt that either of us actually laughed out loud.